"And You Are..."


Remember funny man David Spade as the the "buh-bye" flight attendant, the Gap girl, the scathingly sarcastic "Hollywood Minute?" All those gems from Saturday Night Live circa the nineties have provided me with hours of laughter and paltry attempts at imitation which usually result in more laughter, but at my own ridiculousness...

And then there was the "And you are..." sketch.

Below is my "And you are..." linking to Emily R. King's blog hop- take it away--



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1. How many speeding tickets have you gotten?
Catch me if you can....




2. Can you pitch a tent?

Yep...every morning...I'm sorry, I don't know what that means or why I wrote it.



3. What was your worst vacation ever?

Hampton Beach 1987. If you've been there since, you get it.

 

4. What was the last thing you bought over $100?
Food. But that isn't very interesting. A pair of these. Except I didn't I'm just lusting.









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5. We're handing you the keys to what?

My mother's heart. She's withholding.



6. What was the last meal you cooked that made even you sick?

I am a culinary whiz so that doesn't happen. Kidding.  I attempted to make zucchini lasagna (using thin zucchini instead of noodles. Let's just say if my daughter's friend didn't already think our vegetarian ways were off the wall, she did after that disaster.











7. Fill in the blank: Oh my gosh! Becky, look at her butt! It is so big. She looks like____?

Me! Yes, time, kids and cookies will do that.





8. What was your first car?
Jaguar XJ-S A bit newer than Joan's and slate.
















 















9. Your best friend falls and gets hurt. Do you ask if he/she's okay or laugh first?
Simultaneously laugh/inquire.

10. What's the worst song ever?
There is an entire genre that I would say contains the worst song ever...but to be more specific...Baby Got Back which I seem to recall being reprised by Glee during their first season. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." that one. In some ways it is hilarious, but in others degrading and it gets stuck in my head on one endless loop. So sorry if that just happened at the mere mention.





Thank you ladies for hosting and
may you have laugh-filled holidays!

P.S. Sorry about the weird spacing above, I tried to fix it, but blogger is dissing me today.

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